My name is
Ana Maria and I am of Spanish origin.
Like a Spanish Vase, I am well proportioned,
refined, elegant and stunningly beautiful.
You can refer to me as a
friend, a companion or a lover. I don't
mind any of these terms. But it would
be more accurate to define me as, what
in Renaissance Venice was called, courtegiana
onesta (an honest courtesan) who, as opposed
to a common girl would make 'honest money'
by providing not only liaison, but also
conversation and entertainment.
Throughout history there
has always been another class of women
valued for their erotic rather than their
maternal, domestic or (since the arrival
of feminism) professional capacities -
hetairai in Ancient Greece, Japanese geishas...
The most successful of them were legendary
creatures, rivaling patrician ladies in
their beauty, clothing and social graces.
(I hope you don't think it's all too irrelevant
or pretentious to mention).
To lower the tone, I am not
insisting on getting paid for services
other than sexual acts per se.
Sex is a great pastime, but
in my opinion, on its own it could be
a bit simplistic and emotionally unsatisfying.
So, I would like to offer you a unique
service - sex in the context of a real
affair and romantic involvement (even
if it only lasts for a couple of hours),
but without any commitment or consequences.
I also think that sex is only the icing
on the cake. It's sweet, but simple. I
offer you a gourmet dinner. If you prefer
you can go straight for the icing and
ignore the appetizers and entrée's.
But I would really recommend the Gazpacho
of intellectual companionship as a traditional
Spanish starter. It's a great aphrodisiac.
I am working for the Exclusive
Escort Agencies in London, which charge
much higher rates for me than my own.
But I still prefer to deal directly with
my clients as it gives me more control
over the situation and makes the contact
more personal and less business like,
which I believe is important.
Whatever you are looking
for - casual sex, wild one-night stand,
naughty weekend, intimate, but easy friendship
I am available and willing.
Avoiding the use of the clichés
which my colleagues overuse: "eager
to please", "enjoy men's company"...
I can just say that I think we have a
certain "goal congruence" because
we are both aiming at the same thing -
having a great time...
... Erm... Would you like
go to bed with me?... |